just some of the pharaoh's curses I've collected during my travels through the ancient deserts

Why did the man get his own jar but the girls had to share the cup. I think it’s misogyny

[I give her little bat nose a kiss and she promptly bites off my nose]

that little squirrel boy is about to get it

get what

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya

Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

certified iconic post

deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone's tagged this as

(via @some-loser-called-jab )

I play BG3 for the plot

The plot:

Me: today is a great day for a nice peaceful walk, maybe I'll go to the local park :D

My pet bnuuy, stuck in an endless time loop and about to witness my flesh melt into human goop via stray laser rifle fire for the ∞th time as soon as I step outside:

ALT